You’re Basically Dating A Man

I don’t mean to be rude,
But I have to be crude,
You’re basically dating a dude,
Like you rightly should.

There’s a penus,
Between us,
I know it seems delirious,
Because you seem a little jolted,
By now you should have bolted.

I’m apparently hiding a man,
Though I try as much as I can,
To embrace the lady,
To not make you look shady,
To give you a fighting chance,
And let you take back your pants.

There is no confusion,
No physical parts underwent fusion,
It’s the regression of a man to child-like behaviour,
In this new world, a woman may just be our saviour,
With a will and way of steel,
The only way the world will heal.

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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Photo by stockimages. Published on 03 April 2012
On  freedigitalphotos.net – Image ID: 10078608

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